When I was hired, I was asked to fill out a short survey asking the usual things like did I have pets, what was my favorite food, and what my favorite saying was.
The one thing it asked that I didn't think much about at the time was, if you could have a superpower, what would it be?
I flippantly replied it would be time travel, so I could go back and get today's winning lottery numbers. Which would, of course, mean I wouldn't have to work ever again.
Some people picked invisibility. A coworker once commented that you should never trust anyone who chose this, because they would likely use their superpower for evil.
Upon further reflection, I think I'd choose teleportation. I'd love to turn up in Paris in springtime or London just about anytime. Ireland has been added to my list. And parts of Italy, particularly the countryside, appeal to me.
I mean, wouldn't it be nice to escape the dreary, snowy, finger-numbing cold and pop over to Hawaii? Hang out on the beach, read a book, soak up the rays for a weekend here and there.
Sure, I can travel along with Rick Steves on PBS, but you only get to see places, you don't get to experience them. I want to taste that local delicacy, sip a brew in that cozy cafe, chat with the locals, and marvel at ancient wonders in person.
Ah, well, not likely to happen anytime soon.
I'll just have to play the lottery the old-fashioned way, hope for the best, lose, and head back to my writing desk.
And remind myself that there are only sixty-nine days until the first day of spring.
Photo attribution: Jin Zan, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons