Saturday, October 29, 2016

To Hale and Back


Last Sunday found me at Hale Farm and Village in beautiful Bath, Ohio. It was a lovely day to be out and about. The leaves were just a bit past their peak, but that’s okay. There was enough color to make it worthwhile. And the blue skies and warmish temps helped, too. 

Hale is a working farm that hearkens back to the mid-19th Century. Many of the buildings have been brought from other places and restored to their original condition. 

I hadn’t been to Hale Farm in a number of years. As I recall, the last time was with my parents. This time, I was flying solo. I didn’t quite have the place to myself, but there were only a handful of other visitors. Some kids, but not too many. And they were well-behaved, so that was cool.

I met Starsky and Hutch, a pair of oxen with the stage names of Star and Bright (which they don’t answer to). There were chickens and sheep. (I did the obligatory “baaaa” at them. They ignored me, as well they should.) 

I talked to the broom maker and had a long conversation with the woman who works the looms. She’s made carpets, blankets and towels for many of the buildings on the farm. She showed me how she changes out the card to make smaller or tighter weaves. Very time consuming, but beautiful craftsmanship. There was also a candle maker, a huge kiln for pottery and a place for dyeing (with an “e”). 

I spent some time watching a glass blower. She didn’t bother wearing authentic garb, and she didn’t seem to like the audience much. But her work was amazing. I’ve always thought glass blowers were magical. 

There was enough of a crowd at the blacksmith’s that I couldn’t see much. But I get the gist, I’ve seen blacksmiths before. Heat. Pound. Repeat. Still pretty amazing that everything he does comes out the correct shape. I’d hate to think how mine would turn out.

The schoolhouse was from 1816. The "teacher" there looked pretty bored, so I made a point of asking her a few questions. Like who came up with the dunce cap. It was named for Johannes Duns Scotus, a 13th century friar and philosopher who was brilliant in his time. He liked to wear a conical hat, which symbolized wizardry and wizards, who were smart. He had thousands of followers at one time, known as Dunsmen or Dunces, but his teachings lost favor during the Renaissance, and the hat came to symbolize stupidity. Thus, the dunce cap became the dreaded accessory to schoolchildren in classrooms far and wide. 

Continuing on my way, I toured several houses on the property, most of them built elsewhere. My favorite building was the meeting house. I sat on one of the benches (pews? Or is that a Catholic thing?) and closed my eyes, trying to imagine the people who had been there and the topics under discussion. Did they keep it civil? Or was there shouting and shenanigans?

I lunched al fresco, me and my chicken salad. I bailed when a persistent yellow jacket invaded my space. One more walk around, and I reluctantly called it a day.

So much we take for granted in our modern world. It was nice to take a step back and slow down the pace for a day and restore the soul. 

But no, I would not want to go back to a time when 11 people lived in a cabin the size of our bathroom at work. And I am too attached to indoor plumbing to think the past was all romance.

Still, it was nice to be off the grid for just a little while.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Leaf Me Be

I wonder what it's like to live in a part of the country where the trees stay the same color all year long.

Sometimes I'll watch a movie or TV show based in California or Arizona, and the episode takes place in autumn or during the holidays. The sun is shining, or maybe it's raining, but there are palm trees or cacti in the background.

The past couple of weeks I've been admiring the foliage along my drive to work. I have mixed feelings about this time of year. On the one hand, the weather has been pretty nice, and I love the leaf thing. On the other hand, like the Sword of Damocles, winter is looming, and we all know what comes next.

My goal this weekend is to get out and enjoy the riotous leafy amazement before it disappears. The past two nights, however, I've lain awake listening to the wind howl and the rain beat at my windows, wondering if there will be any leaves left to enjoy.

Well, "we'll see," as my mother always said.

If nothing else, I will seek out a seasonal beverage (mulled cider? pumpkin latte?) and go forth to enjoy whatever Mother Nature has to offer. Sunday looks to be the best day at this point.

Anyone else up for a leafy adventure?

Saturday, October 15, 2016

What Were They Thinking?

I drive 70 miles a day to and from work, and I listen to a lot of music. So I have plenty of time to ponder the lyrics.

Maybe I'm the only one who does this, but I find myself thinking about the songwriter/singer and who he/she was writing/singing the song about.

There are some famous tunes, like Suite Judy Blue Eyes (Crosby, Stills & Nash) that chronicle a real relationship (in this case, Stephen Stills & Judy Collins).

Or the Jenny song, with the famous phone number.

But most songs go unattributed. Maybe they aren't about anyone. Or maybe they're written about a conglomeration of former lovers.

I know Paul Simon draws on real life. Hearts and Bones and Train in the Distance really resonate with me. It may help when the lyrics are based on real life experience versus something that's pure invention.

On the other hand, I'm a huge fan of Kat Edmonson, and I have no idea if she sings about real people. All I know is, she pours her heart out.

Also, no one, to my mind, ever owned Beyond the Sea the way Bobby Darin did. Easy, breezy on the surface, but with deep longing just below the surface.

And, while I like Frank Sinatra, and I appreciate that he could really belt it out back in the day, I never felt like Old Blue Eyes got anywhere near my soul when he sang.

Now, Ella, on the other hand, was pure passion. Awesome.

Janis Joplin still makes my heart ache.

Carole King's Tapestry is pure gold.

Boz Scaggs soothes my soul.

Sorry I'm rattling on this morning. I should just wrap it up and move on with my day.

A little James Taylor, you say?

Yes, that will work just fine.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Using My Inside Voice

I know it's my personality type. I am too intense. I care too much. And so, from time to time, I become overwhelmed by the relentless nature of life.

It was time for drastic action. So, yesterday I took myself out for lunch so I could have a chat. (Not out loud.)

The weather was gorgeous, with a high temp in the 70's, sunny and nice. Not very fall-like at all. No complaints here. I decided to take me to Swenson's, a local drive-in that has waitstaff running from car to car taking orders and delivering the goods.

As I waited for my Galley Boy and chocolate malt, I broached the topic at hand. The conversation went something like this:

I: The only one who can make you happy is you. Happiness comes from within. You need to plant your own garden, cultivate your peace. No one can do that for you.

Me: What are you now, Our Lady of the Platitudes? Don't you think I know all that?

I: Of course you do, but look at you. You're a mess. I just thought you needed to be reminded. Look around. It's a beautiful day. You're sitting in your car, breathing in warm sunshiny air, anticipating a comfort food lunch. You've got to slow down. You move too fast.

Me: I've got to make the morning last? Thanks, Paul Simon.

I: I'm thinking it's pretty hopeless here. Do you even have an "off" switch?

Me: I don't think so. I'll let you know after my first heart attack.

I: What if you just downshift? Do you think you could do that?

Running man attached a tray of food to my window. I took my shake from him so it wouldn't spill, and inhaled the fragrance of a fresh-off-the-grill cheeseburger with stuff on it that would not make my waistline happy.

Me: I think I can eat right now. One bite at a time. Small bites.

So, I did. And watched the ants scurry around me. The guy in the next car was getting shirty that they couldn't find his food, until he remembered he'd given them his first name for the order, not his last name.

A tray was dropped. A lot of people were served. And the daily drama moved along, while I watched.

And just like that, I began to relax and enjoy my lunch.

I: Better?

Me: Yep, this was a good idea, thanks. We should do this more often.

I: Well, duh. You gonna be okay?

Me: I think so. Let's roll. We just gotta take this one day at a time.

I: Whose the platitude-master now?

Me: Shut up.

I: I didn't say a word.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Rock 'n Roll 'n Geritol

"All rock-and-rollers over the age of 50 look stupid and should retire."


Said 76-year-old Grace Slick, now playing out her years as an artist. (She paints a lot of white rabbits.)

I was inspired to do the google on Grace after a conversation at work about concerts by aging rock stars. Someone went to see Tears for Fears, a group from the 80's with a few top hits. I admit, I was a fan back in the day. A discussion ensued about who would go see them. It turns out, a combination of fans aged anywhere from 20 to 70. Someone interviewed a younger fan, who commented they knew about the group because their mom was a fan and it became the music of their formative years. 

I suppose if you've still got it, it's cool to get up on the stage and wail away. Sir Paul comes to mind. If Elvis were around, I imagine he'd still be kicking it. But, and yes, I know this would be considered sacrilege in certain circles, there are some rock stars who should probably hang up their spangles and fringe and give it a rest.

A lot of former rockers simply don't have the voice for it anymore. It's painful to hear legends like Roger Daltry and Robert Plant strain to hit the right notes. For some, it's enough to be in the same room with their favorite now-golden-oldie. As a charter member of the baby boomer generation, I am conflicted. These were groups whose music I've grooved to all my life. On the other hand, do I really want to shell out over a hundred clams to watch a group of old guys trying to pull it together after 40 or 50 years in the biz? Maybe it's just better to dust off their records and appreciate the talent that got them there. 

Does Grace Slick miss her days as a hell-raising rock and roller? It doesn't sound like it. She's a recovering alcoholic (clean and sober since the 90's). Her only regrets, she said, are that she never rode a horse. Or screwed Jimi Hendrix.

What a ride that would have been.