And it occurs to me, for like the thousandth time, that it's not the best use of my time. I mean, if I save twenty-five cents on a $15 package of toilet paper, am I really coming out ahead?
Granted, there are one or two coupons I actually use, and if I work it just right, I might save a few dollars at Target. But again, is the juice worth the squeeze, as they say?
I still have vivid memories of my mom putting her hard-earned Top Value and Eagle Stamps into books. She'd get out her spongy moistener and paste away until she had enough books put aside to buy something really great. A hassock comes to mind. Maybe a lamp. Both of which are arguably worth saving for.
At the other end of the spectrum, there are Chucky Cheese tickets which, after investing $30 in the games for your child, nets you a cup with a picture of the giant rat and his band of malevolent merry makers on it.
Everyone loves a bargain, of course, but let the buyer beware. Nothing works like it does in those "As Seen on TV" ads. E-Bay is hit or miss. I've gotten some great stuff there that I couldn't have gotten anywhere else. I've also gotten the wrong size shoes, the not-as-pictured edition of a book and a neck chain with a finish that wore off after two weeks.
But there is something cool about ordering online or through the mail and waiting for that special something to arrive. Who among us can resist the siren song of the sea monkeys? Or the most comfortable bra/slippers/bathrobe you will ever own? Or that one fabulous thing (fill in the blank) that will make you loved/beautiful/happy?
Ah, well.
As I always do, I will sort my coupons and stuff them back into the holder, which takes up an inordinate amount of space in my purse.
But I know, the next time I get to the store, I'll be singing a different tune when I pull out that $1.00 off coupon for toothpaste.
Until I realize it expired three days ago.
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