Saturday, December 30, 2023
A Sickening End to 2023
Saturday, December 23, 2023
When Christmas Goes Viral
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| The Christmas dress, post-mumps |
It seems that every year at this time, I catch something or other. One of the most memorable Christmas illnesses struck when I was in fifth grade.
Mom made me a dark green dress for the holiday, and I couldn't wait to wear it. I jumped out of bed to go to church that morning and donned the dress, ignoring the discomfort that was beginning to radiate from my throat. If I ignored it, everything would be grand.
Of course, Mom took one look at my peaky (not to mention bloated) face and informed me I wasn't going anywhere but back to bed.
"You've got the mumps," she proclaimed. Sure enough, when I looked in the mirror, I saw a blowfish. Or, to be more precise, a blowfish that was crying copiously.
Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Oh, the vanity. Ya, well, I was 10 years old, so give me a break here, okay? I was never terribly pious, even at the best of times. I'd squirm through Christmas mass, counting down the minutes until I could go home and unwrap my pile of gifts. I loved Baby Jesus as much as the next kid, but He had some pretty stiff competition. Nonetheless, my Mom insisted we do the right thing and pay homage before turning into greedy little monsters. Ah, well.
Meanwhile, here in 2023, we're fortunate that my family got together last weekend, and we were okay for that. Unfortunately, we had to postpone the holiday celebration with the kids. The last thing we want to do is share our jimmy germs with them. So that's disappointing, but it will give us all something to look forward to when this gunk goes away.
I hope you all find peace this holiday season. And that your health is one thing you don't have to worry about.
Sending hugs to everyone. I'll be home watching Christmas movies.
I'm sure we have a few around here somewhere...
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Pea Picking Moments
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Greeting-Less Seasons
Saturday, December 2, 2023
And All That Jazz
Then there are the ones who come into your life when you need them most, save you, and disappear. One such person in my life was Jan.
Saturday, November 25, 2023
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Good Night were weaving their way through the airwaves. (It's the last song on the White Album.)
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Tiring Solutions
He put the problem to his Dad to see what his take on the situation was. Perhaps his father would attribute it to the fates, to an evil spirit inhabiting his car or a sinister Russian plot.
After considering the problem, my future father-in-law gave his verdict.
"Don't go to Burger King."
I was reminded of this a few Sundays ago when I was heading across town to meet our son for breakfast. About halfway there, my tire malfunction light came on. This has happened in the past when the weather changes, but it still kind of freaks me out. When I arrived at First Watch for our breakfast rendezvous, Joe assured me everything was fine, reminding me that I was the one who told him about this snafu with the tire light. Nevertheless, he checked all four tires to ensure they were inflated properly. They were.
Fast forward three weeks, and once again I'm making the trek across town to the east side. Once again, the light comes on. This time, it remains on until I'm heading home, just about the point in time when I cross the border from the east to the west side.
When I arrived home, I shared the phenomenon with Mr. Ginley.
He pondered my situation carefully and made his determination.
"From now on, have Joe come to the west side to have breakfast," he declared.
In the immortal words of Elvis (along with a hefty helping of sarcasm), "Thank you. Thank you very much."






