Saturday, October 2, 2021

Sucking It Up

I got the call at work last week. "This vacuum cleaner is a piece of s**t," growled Mr. Ginley. "I'm not surprised that a**hole Dyson doesn't show his face on TV anymore. I'd be ashamed to sell this crap, too."

I waited for the dust to settle before I promised to go in search of a new model.

"I want a Hoover," Mr. Ginley declared. "One with a bag. I'm sick of cleaning out these stupid filters."

Fair enough. I had to agree the whole idea of having to wash out the filters in a vacuum cleaner makes no sense to me. It feels like a step backwards. Certainly, it's not labor-saving. Using all that water is not environmentally friendly. A paper bag that you toss every couple of months is a quicker and easier solution – and it will eventually disintegrate in the garbage just fine.

And so my quest began. The tricky part was finding a place that sold the old-style Hoover upright with a bag. I tried the big box stores first, figuring that was my best bet.

No such luck. I even (heaven forfend) tried Walmart. No go.

Well, shopping local is always a good plan, so I googled small vacuum cleaner stores near me. And voilĂ , there was one and it had my vacuum. One quick call, and I was ready to pay a visit to All Makes Vacuum. The seconvoilĂ  came when I realized it was located one block over from the Lakewood library. 

It was meant to be.

After dropping Mr. Ginley at the library, I headed over to pick up my new appliance. There it was, my new Hoover Windtunnel, all shiny blue plastic. With a bag.

I completed the transaction, and the next day I was able to assemble my new Hoover upright, easy peasy. Screw in the handle, slap on the attachments, and we were good to go.

Let me just say, I was happy that I:

  • was able to find the right vacuum.
  • could shop and support a local merchant.
  • got it done in a day.

The new Hoover works like a dream, although no, I didn't finish vacuuming the living room.

I didn't want to deprive Mr. Ginley of all the fun.

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